I have decided to turn the house into a large
empty/full tank of People farts.
I am attempting to do this by the following recipie:
Eat beans
Fart lots
Eat more beans
Fart even more
Follow through
Send it to B3ta talk board and make them eat it.
Eat more
Fart more.

I plan on selling this person gas Tank for the princely sum of 52.5p per sq litre.

Does anyone want a square?
(empty_personality, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

i'm producing enough of my own today
fruit = farts.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

you have been listening to...
sufjan stevens
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

you are correct
this new album is great.

edit: goodnight.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

I'm 9 hours late
but I agree and disagree depending on what mood I'm in.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)

You should save your fruit farts in jars
and get somebody to do a smell test to see which types of fruit make the nicest smelling farts.
(Uncle Vinnie, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

*converts fiesta to take farts*
might improve the smell eminating from the boot too
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sun 10 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)