Don't order milk from him in protest at his noisy ways
and acquire a cow. I managed to pick one up off some twat for 5 beans that I said were magic.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 7:43, archived)

You mean they weren't????

My father's gonna kil me!!!

*lists 5 magic beans on ebay*
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 7:56, archived)

MAGIC BEANS* FOR SALE!
Buy it now! - 1 Cow


*beans may not be magic
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)

*Clicks Buy It Now*

*never learns*
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:08, archived)

:)

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)