I get up when I want,
except on Wednesdays Mondays, when I get rudely awakened by the dustman milkman.

*yawns*
( Druid, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 5:46, archived)

you mean when he slams your mother's bedroom door?
or when he takes his dick out of your ass?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 6:19, archived)

Don't order milk from him in protest at his noisy ways
and acquire a cow. I managed to pick one up off some twat for 5 beans that I said were magic.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 7:43, archived)

You mean they weren't????

My father's gonna kil me!!!

*lists 5 magic beans on ebay*
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 7:56, archived)

MAGIC BEANS* FOR SALE!
Buy it now! - 1 Cow


*beans may not be magic
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)

*Clicks Buy It Now*

*never learns*
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:08, archived)

:)

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)