My brother-in-law's neighbour's cat
saved an Arab's life last week and was advised not to travel on the tube on the seventh.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

In a conversation about how the mosques are receiving police protection
my wife commented on how awful it is that this is necessary.
My mother-in-law pointed out "Well, how can you tell which are the good ones?"
I hate her.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

Silly cow
They're all crap.

I went in one once, sat down and waited ages for the film to start. There was no ice cream stall and all the trailers were for East is East.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

dumme Grasscholle

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:09, archived)

Nehmen Sie rückseitiges das,
oder Sie finden Ihren murray Brunnen und cunted wirklich
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

*Nehmen es zurück.*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)

They wear white cowboy hats
and give sweeties to orphans. The extremists kick cats and spit on tramps.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

Did he play an ice cream van jingle
to alert him to his Mother's imminent entry into the room with a cup of tea while he was wanking with his headphones on?

Or was that something else?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)