wow that was a bit shocking to see at the top of the page.
Hi there. Do I know you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

You're a girl
He's a rapist who'd fuck anything with a pulse.
It's a match made in Devon
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)

gee thanks. I'm not quite sure who you're insulting there,
him, myself, or both of us?
I'm not from Devon either. :p
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)

You're banned from ever replying to me again

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)

But Friz!
I was only confused and innocent!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)

Bat your eyelashes at me one more time, and I'll bat your eyelashes.
With a bat, you see.


Homophone humour.
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

I wonder if someone will strikethrough "phone"
That'd be hilarious
(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)

Oh hang on, it's not even a homophone

(__, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)

Quick, just strike through phone.
It'll still work.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)

you're just a barrel of laughs aren't you?
I don't know who you are, nor do I care, as long as you stay this way. You're making me laugh. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)