Buy a Llama
put the 'puter in the Llama.

Dont tell your flatmate you have put your 'puter in the Llama.

Then kill a fox in your shed.

Quietly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)

I agree with all the above
except one should never kill a fox in a shed, one should chase it mercilessly for hours whilst wearing ridiculous outfits and then have it ripped asunder in front og the local primary school, by a hoard of slavering hounds then off to the club for tiffin
Wing Commander Bollocks Brown, retired
( Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)