And in other news
I turned up for work wearing two different types of shoe. 1 Cat boot and 1 brown suede trainer.

I'm an arse
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

I turned up wearing
"Cabaret" and "Peep"

/luvvy
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:13, archived)

Pffft

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:14, archived)

Twat

( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

Been called that more than a few times today already

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:21, archived)

But I meant it

affectionately

*offers you a matching pair of green frog wellies*
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

It's German Day,
not French Day.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

I ordered one my staff to go and get me lunch
I aint coming out of my office all day today.

If I didnt work on the 2nd floor, I'd be climbing out the window when I leave tonight
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:23, archived)

Well take the wellies then

silly billy
( diffy maybs, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

They'll look lully with me in my shorts
Thanks
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

FLANGE!

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

You lie.
Arses don't wear shoes.
Arses wear der under-kracken.

Ipso facto ergo sum.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

I didn't
I am wearing slippers.

/dolescum blog.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 12:25, archived)