Dont make me come up there and whup your Scots-living arse!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

You wouldn't make it to the border
before expiring of Northerneritis.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Northerneritis lack of pies
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)