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Just in case anyone was desperate to know...
...I have no prefernce for any browser over any other.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)
I prefer hard cock

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
Well what use is soft cock to anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)
urination

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)
But the feeling of achievement you get
from pissing with a hard-on (and getting *most* of it in the toilet) is second to none!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

in the toilet on the family
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)
stirring tea
and slapping recalcitrant ladies about the chops with.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)
how else is a rubber chicken
supposed to be comedy then
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
with a pulley in the middle
of course
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)
should that not be pullet
or something like that.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)
look behind you, a three headed monkey
*runs off*
(I helped save b3ta! dantl, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
you utter pervert.
I've seen monkeys swing less
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

swing less bum goats on german TV
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)
I am cured!

I read that as gun boats.
Normally I would read something like that as bum goats.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
*swings*
*germaniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)
I'm having to use IE in work
Which makes me a little sad. But I miss my bookmarks more than anything else.
I have also decided that work is a futile endeavor and that I shall just fook around for the rest of the week.
And I have jumped on der Paradewagen.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)
*watches you at your desk*

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)
Stop that now!
Who said you were allowed to breathe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)
Dont make me come up there and whup your Scots-living arse!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)
You wouldn't make it to the border
before expiring of Northerneritis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

Northerneritis lack of pies
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)