Roll up, ladies and gentlemen,
come see the incredible doggerel-spouting riot poof!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Pffft
'Attention Seeking A Certainty!'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

It's a pity you won't be at the Manchester bash.
Really, it is.
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

And for why?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

I could have bought you a drink.

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Roofie-laced, of course.
:)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Arf:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

Am I really that humourous and/or burlesque?

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

all of the above
I hope you're proud and/or disgusted.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Oh, ignore me...
I'm just seeking attention. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)