Did I always start the fights?
Did I... never treat you right?

Either way I'm going out of my mind.
All the answers to my questions, I have to find.
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

Roll up, ladies and gentlemen,
come see the incredible doggerel-spouting riot poof!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

Pffft
'Attention Seeking A Certainty!'
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

It's a pity you won't be at the Manchester bash.
Really, it is.
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

And for why?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

I could have bought you a drink.

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Roofie-laced, of course.
:)
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Arf:)

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

Am I really that humourous and/or burlesque?

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

all of the above
I hope you're proud and/or disgusted.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Oh, ignore me...
I'm just seeking attention. :)
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Now follow THAT with a yodelling duck.

( Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

I'm holding one right now.

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

Once,
during the treacherous journey bewteen pubs in Southapmton, we were accosted by a yodelling drunkard. One of my companions, who just happened to be German, proclaimed that he was useless and she could do better in her sleep.

No ducks, though.
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)

I learned a dance to that when I was a child
I was the black one.
I don't know why.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

perhaps because your parents were black?

just a wild guess
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Poor Rebecca!

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)