Bah!
I was in the Royal Artillery and whilst they sent us to some real shit holes I don't remember being up baldmonkey's arse! twice bah!
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

Now's your chance to make up for it...
*bends*
*waggles provocatively*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)

Get me a
Plank. I'm going in men!
( Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)