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Whilst I eat my Tiger Tiger Cup Noodles,
why don't you all play a game of Guess what is up baldmonkey's arse?

Edit: The correct answer was 'Some poo'.
Not for long though. Now my lunchbreak is over, I'm just going to pop to the bogs to crimp off a length.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 13:59, archived)
A dead pheasant?
Potatoes 'n' Jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
Slightly NSFW you utter cunt
you have seared my eyes
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
The first image is quite SFW.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
I thought the other images would be the same
just another angle
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
Haven't you surfed rotten.com before?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
I had an inkling of what it is
but I've never wanted to see it.

Not even morbid curiosity.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

surfed rotten.com indulged in gay bumplay with big hairy truckers who like it up the wrong un
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

WoatGorrier Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
You know that I will
take that as a compliment dont you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I suppose you'd enjoy looking in the mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)
Every bit as much as you do
only more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)

take that as a compliment dont you ?
Endlessly and tediously post these fucking strikeout hilaritifications over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

;) Love you really!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
It does my head in.
Oh, and before anyone has a bright idea:

It does my head in. I love the cock.


Fucktards.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)

It does my head in.
Oh, and before anyone has a bright idea:

It does my head in. I love the cock.


Fucktards.

I really love it. They should take all comedies made up until this point, burn them and replace them with videos of the talk board with strike out jokes all the way through because they are so fucking great.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:20, archived)

I really love it. They should take all comedies made up until this point, burn them and replace them with videos of the talk board with strike out jokes all the way through because they are so fucking great.

I love the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
You're
ramming it down our throats now.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)
There is beauty in your strangeness
and I like the drawing of the Queen mum in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)
Mwah!
Queen mum?
Which one do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)
The top one
but they are both enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)
They ain't meant to be no Queen Mum. :(
I did a better piccy for jadeviper what I am prouder of.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)
I know it aint ment to be the Queen mum !
I was just making a pathetic joke
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

You are right Your All Gay
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:19, archived)
I think 'suffered' is more apt than 'surfed'
for that place...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
i just checked the other images.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
I did kind of warn you

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Gizza description.
I can't look.
I'm at work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
it's a man
getting a jar of jam gradually pushed up his arse. culminating with an x ray.

and it looks like it really fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)
He's getting it taken out, you tit.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
that depends what order you look at them in.
doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)
Why the xray?
It's not like yo uwould stick it on the mantelpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
I guess he went to the Drs and said
"I have a jam jar up my arse"

And the Dr didnt believe him
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:17, archived)
"Utter rubbish!
It's quite clearly a pickle jar!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)
What's going on?
/At work and dare not look.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
It gets me hard.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)

The 11th Sand Rats artillery division
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:00, archived)
Bah!
I was in the Royal Artillery and whilst they sent us to some real shit holes I don't remember being up baldmonkey's arse! twice bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
Now's your chance to make up for it...
*bends*
*waggles provocatively*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
Get me a
Plank. I'm going in men!
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)
olympic shot-putter
Geoff Wode?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Imagine the size of his balls

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
*witty W&I quote*
/can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
Imagine getting into a fight
with the fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)
imagine him
pissing in your mind
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
"'Please, Geoff Wode, don't piss on my mind...'
But that wouldn't wash with Geoff Wode. He'd like a bit of pleading - add spice to it..."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
i thought you couldn't be arsed?
liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)
That was before it got all mindpissy.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:14, archived)
With his big hairy man cock
like a gibbons arm holding a melon
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)
I'm going to tear your head off
because I dont like your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)
Imagine him pissing on your mind

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/631573
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:11, archived)
Aaargh!
Meta-mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:16, archived)
Look at him.
Look at Geoff Wode.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
tossing his orb about

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
several gallons of raspberry mousse, and a small goat in stilettos

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)
Roaneah?

(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
A rancid turd

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)
A sourkraut.
With nails through his helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)
The John Sowerby Community Theatre?

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
nice suffix
das ist prima. Werden sie schitten auf meine Kafeetable bitte?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)
does hers
mean jumping on the bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)
yip

(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)
The Acropolis,
Florence Nightingale's lamp, a signed first study of "titus" by Rembrandt, seven radical Moslem terrorists and/or a broken combine harvester.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)
I wondered why I had a 'broken combine harvester'
gap in my bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)
It's the big end,
by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:09, archived)
Floella benjamin

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)