I am finding life very dull today.
I demand that you entertain me!
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

*trains poodle to smoke*
*Tames lion*

*masturbates*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:34, archived)

*masturbates nose*

( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

*dances*
*strips*
*jiggles*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:35, archived)

*records*

( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:38, archived)

*sells*
...
*profits*
( Taylorcamb, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

*sings*
You to me are everything
The sweetest song that I can sing
Oh baby
Oh baby
To you I guess I'm just a clown
Who picks you up each time you're down
Oh baby
Oh baby
Every day is like survival (survival)
You're my lover not my ri-i-i-val
Karma karma karma karma karma chamelion.
You come and go
You come and gooooooooo...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)