You are part of the solution
not part of the problem.

It's these cunts with crayzee frogs and phones that double up as vibrators that get on my cock.

They are, as you say, good for emergencies.

I never take mine anywhere except for work, they pay for it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)