Yeah
Mine is:

1. Great for smashing windows
2. Using as a life aid for drowning children
3. Extinguishing small kitchen fires
4. A scalpel is emergency trachaeaectomies
5. Removing stones from horses hoofs

It'd be nice if I could make a call from it
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)