Scotch whiskey is whisky
and Irish whisky is whiskey. Or something.

*whisks it, to add to the confusion*
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

It's a whisky business.
*spangs self*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

I know.
We're talking about scotch, hence 'whiskey' is incorrect.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)