hello you lot
anyone seen Jadeviper or Dekazer?

Edit - if they appear, I will be on the 6.30 out of Glasgow, getting into waverly about 7.20. I have no cocking idea where t'pub is though ... Droothy Neebors?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

Yes
Hippy looking bird and the other ones a Scot
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

funny...
6 out of 10, cos I'm feeling generous

I need to confirm tonights drinking arrangements in scotchland.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

Was MSNing her earlier
She seemed to think she was heading to Waverly about 7:30ish to pick you up. And that she'd be at the pub from about 8...

Edit www.b3ta.com/talk/631655
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

Tonight you will be mostly drinking
Buckfast and whiskey from a cup fashioned out of a scotch egg.
Nyum nyum nyum.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaha

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

e

/spirits pedant
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

/overindulgent vowelist
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

You are Brian Harvey,
AICMFP.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

Scotch whiskey is whisky
and Irish whisky is whiskey. Or something.

*whisks it, to add to the confusion*
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

It's a whisky business.
*spangs self*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

I know.
We're talking about scotch, hence 'whiskey' is incorrect.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

JV has some posts down there vv
about plans for this evening.
I might drop along but must not get drunked.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

May see you there
I'm planning on making an appearance
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Guten Tag
JV's around, Dekazer's been silent all day. Probably working herself up to a monster session tonight. Have a good one!
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

working herself up to a monster session tonight. Have a good one! flicking her bean in a frenzy over your image
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

I saw jadeviper earlier.
She has a great new picture in her profile...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

I think whoever made that pic
has "issues".
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Tissues ans Issues?
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

I'd issue into her tissue
but I wouldnt fight her boyfriend for the priveledge.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

You'd be too busy slapping your cock about on his bottom.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

I dont see that it's any of your business what I do
to get me hard enough to satisfy your mother.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

JV posted 5 minutes ago

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

It turned out
that they are just figaments of our collective imagination and don't actually exist.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

I hate when that happens.
That happened with my parents once.
I had to punish them with knife-sex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Is there someone
who looks after you ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

I keep him in a condom
lodged in my digestive tract.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

I am larger than crisps.
Nigella Lawson... hubba hubba.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

I've gone off her
I'm into Kirstie Allsopp now
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

what?
as you type?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

No,
but GAZ was looking for you earlier...
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

its behind nicholson street
near block busters
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

No.
You're thinking of the other one.
It's in Florence Avenue halfway between the chippy and the curry house.
And Boots.
The one with the opticians inside.
Near the dog tied up outside the co-op.
It's an alsation.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Out of waverley
go across North Bridge or up Cockburn Street, depending on which way you came out of waverley, and along South Bridge for a while.
South Bridge will become Nicholson Street, Clerk Street, and South Clerk Street as you proceed.
After maybe 20 minutes' walk (?) turn right onto West Preston Street. Drouthy's is at the far end, on the right.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

sorted
used to be a local of mine.

*jealous*
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

I used to live just above it
and regularly win the pub quiz, what with the very same weekly quiz being on at the Steamie two days before.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

really?
that's a top tip, my friend.

*anticipates many won pub quizzes*
(thisismyclone, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

And Round 4, Question 3
is always Belgium.
( Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:00, archived)