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I love you.
Touch me in that special way.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)
*dons porcupine glove puppet*
*fondles with the tenderness of an eplieptic mong simultaneously wanking and fitting*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)
Lovely.
*spangles*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)
What flavour Spangles ?
I dont let men touch me for any sort of boiled sweet you know !
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)