berk is short for Berkshire Hunt which rhymes with cunt

( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

I knew that

( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Phone is short for telephone which rhymes with herringbone.
You'll start fucking poetry with this sort of thread....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

Woaty woaty woaty woat,
Strikes out the words what others wrote,
Points out things which are quite dull.
Let's have ourselves a Gorrier cull.

;O)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

*dies to deny you the pleasure*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

I love you.
Touch me in that special way.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

*dons porcupine glove puppet*
*fondles with the tenderness of an eplieptic mong simultaneously wanking and fitting*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Lovely.
*spangles*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

What flavour Spangles ?
I dont let men touch me for any sort of boiled sweet you know !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:43, archived)

Monkey monkey monkey monk
swallows poo and guzzles spunk.
His poetry holds us all enthralled.
We love him though he is so bald.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

Dorty dorty dorty bib
Has a pen that has no nib.
I don't know why, though half the time
I just say things because they rhyme.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

Baldy baldy baldy simian
creates posts with no sense in 'em
is he wanking as he types ?
or merely flying gooseflesh kites....
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)

nibless
in a nib-filled world.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

Well yes

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

I saw that on the bbc thing too.
Yes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

bbc?
I read it looking up "euphemism" on wikipedia.
( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

I think it was the bbc.
It might not have been the bbc.





I have a winky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

That
is a fucking shit gay chat up line
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

Lancs is short for Lancashire
which rhymes with wanks.

The north is always better than the south.
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)

lancashire doesn't
rhyme with wanks
( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:31, archived)

who said
it did?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

I dunno.
Jesus?
( homonk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

I like Cheese*



_{*standard response from umbongo when he feels the need to reply, but no longer has anything to say}
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

lancashire hotpot = grot
As in "Mate. Got any good lancashire sites?"
( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

if you take the letters in
"Leicestershire" swap them about a bit and change a few you get

"bunch of cunts"

how amazing!
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

hidden swears please me
wristwatch
( rob, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:36, archived)

like the sniggeringly good
cuntstable?
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:38, archived)

actually that reminds me...
When very drunk with a friend of mine we he was driving (yes drunk, it was 20 years ago ok?) down the road, and we got stopped by the police, this sgt. and a new bobby step out and the bobby leans into the car sniffs hard and says "Alcohol" and smirks as us....

My mate leans out out of the window and sniffs hard and says "bacon!"

we laughed all the way to the cells....
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

That's OK. Running someone over while you're pissed
only became lethal about eight years ago.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)

Saturday, Scunthorpe
and top issue are good too.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)