actually that reminds me...
When very drunk with a friend of mine we he was driving (yes drunk, it was 20 years ago ok?) down the road, and we got stopped by the police, this sgt. and a new bobby step out and the bobby leans into the car sniffs hard and says "Alcohol" and smirks as us....

My mate leans out out of the window and sniffs hard and says "bacon!"

we laughed all the way to the cells....
( umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:41, archived)

That's OK. Running someone over while you're pissed
only became lethal about eight years ago.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:45, archived)