people carriers turn you into cardigan wearing dweebs
it's a well known scientific fact.

3 kids under two isn't that bad. You'll just think your life has stopped for a few years, then they'll be out of nappies and able to fend for themselves a bit, and your wife might even start to find you attractive again.

/speaking from bitter experience.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

*gulp*

*vows never to buy cardigans*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)