Very nearly
you had a big moustache and a Scottish accent, and there was some bloke in a wheelchair acting like a twat.

/dull dream blog
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

JOEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Well, my moustache is not big, and my accent is not Scottish
but apart from that you had me down to a tee :)
in other news I am considering chopping the old chin whiskers off as I hate this heat and not being able to blow up my face to cool me down, it all gets stuck in the hair :(
( just mike, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Blowing up your face?
You work on the London Underground AICMFP
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

... of plastic explosives
I believe you dropped &uarr off the end of your post :)
( just mike, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)