A mashie niblick
and a handicap.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:18, archived)

A have a spare
baffing spoon if you so require one.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Tue 12 Jul 2005, 10:19, archived)