you seriously wear those douchey clothes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

It's 80% bamboo.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

but they look like a gay biker got a little too excited with his new bedazzler

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

Yeah.
A particularly awesome, gay biker.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)