Oh shit, it's a JackAction thread.
Do any of you lot have a preferred clothing brand?
I myself favour Affliction. This may be because I'm slightly better than most of you.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:01, archived)

Johnny Cupcakes!
Wahoo.
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:03, archived)

This is probably more bullying directed towards me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:04, archived)

Pfft!
www.johnnycupcakes.com/
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

I'm bedding it
Gooooodnight x
(Glomp Fuck, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Na-night, Glomp.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

WAIT
no, it's OK, go back to bed. Sorry.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:12, archived)

you seriously wear those douchey clothes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:05, archived)

It's 80% bamboo.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

but they look like a gay biker got a little too excited with his new bedazzler

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:07, archived)

Yeah.
A particularly awesome, gay biker.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Isn't that just one rung down from Tapout
on the 'I get all hot and sweaty watching mixed martial arts' ladder?
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:08, archived)

I'm unfamiliar with that brand.
I don't know much about what poor people wear.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:10, archived)

Piss-sodden newspapers and the grimacing half-smile of the dead to the world.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

Good for them.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

You fucking spastic raping dog turd
that is all.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:11, archived)

Oh good, Chungo is back.
Have you brought a picture of your sister with you this time?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

Nope but I brought a picture of me raping your dead mum instead

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:13, archived)

My mum isn't even dead, you massive fail.
Even if she was, she still wouldn't fuck you. She has some standards.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

Only a matter of time...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

It's funny because everyone's already had a go on your mum.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

Where's your lover Dave Trouser tonight?
I bet he's in bed recovering from all the anal probing you gave him last night eh?

*edit -ooooh just noticed your a travel agent, ooooh ark at her!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)

Well done. A full five minutes to reply.
That's a solid effort, there. Oh, and a gay joke as well. Aren't we feeling fruity?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

Something big kicked off
while I was away.

What happened?
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

This little twat and his mate Dave Trouser were giving it last night
So I just decided to give some back, thats all
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

Ignore my post below.

(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

A full five minutes to reply?
Unlike you I have other things to be doing with my time, rather than refreshing b3ta every 5 seconds you sad cunt.

Not so fucking smarmy now are ya, ya little twat - Where's ya fucking mates now eh?

Oh nice gamertag by the way. That;ll come in useful I'm sure.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)

Is Chungs or Jack gonna spill the beans?
Its stupid o clock and I am sooooo bored.
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

This really is fantastic stuff.
It's a level of upset at the internet that I myself have not yet witnessed. Keep going, Mike will love this.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

It really is quite splendid
WHERE'S YA FUCKING MATES NOW EH?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

I've barely spoken to Dave Trouser.
I don't know where all of this has come from. I seem to upset people on here without even trying.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

That's just the kind of reply I was expecteing
YOU MAKE ME UTTERLY SICK.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

Oh God, I bet I bummed someone who also made fun of the same person that I did.
Maybe I bummed an entire clique? OH JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE??!???!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

STOP REPLYING TO ME
it looks like we're bumming each other.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)

That's Mistah Trouser SAH! to you, you TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

Right, that's it. I'm going to kill myself in 15 minutes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)

That's no fun.
Some QOTWer will get the filth round to rescue you now.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)

I tend to wear a lot of stuff from H&M
quite a bit of my stuf is billabong as well.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

I do enjoy a bit of billabong.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

I normally wear hitch hikers clothes nowadays
and that Georgio stuff off the market.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

Oxfam ROCKS

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:12, archived)

I'll have to take your word for it.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:16, archived)

I have the Chuck Liddell shirt.
Liked the crazy design and got it at the time for Fifty nicker. He lost the next 2 fights and it has proven to be one of the worst buys I ever made.

Affliction shirts have great designs though.
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:24, archived)

I'll find the two shirts I own, now.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

No doubt they will be making a Brock Lesnar
Affliction shirt as He is rightfully the baddest man on the planet right now.
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)

Here's one.
www.afflictionclothingstore.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=56_62&products_id=1362

I'm having difficulty finding the other. Who knew they made so many eagle shirts?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

Hugo Boss.
/Nazi
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

SSsSsTtTTtuUuUUujJjJJjJJ

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

:D
Kk^{KkRRRRRrRristiiiiiiiiinnnNeeee}!!^!!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:38, archived)

I like a bit of Hugo Boss.
Expensive, but worth it.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:40, archived)

I've gone off him now.
I only wear black silk pyjamas these days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:43, archived)

I'm not a pyjama person, but I fully support your right to wear them.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:45, archived)

They're see-through.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

AAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDD I'm done.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

They're a bit crusty around my puss filled buboes though.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:57, archived)

So am I, now.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)

Hunting clothes
for hunting things in.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:46, archived)

Yeah, we all know about your nipplebelt.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

Value of nipplebelts can go up as well as down
Your home may become repossesed if you do not keep up payments on your nipplebelt
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)

What kind of things?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

Humans.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)

Them
and snails.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

YEAH!
Those shelled ladyboy FUCKERS
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:00, archived)

I saw one on the beach last week
on the FUCKING BEACH? The mind boggles.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:03, archived)

Yeah. Fucking humans.
BEACHES IS FOR SHELLFISH!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 4:04, archived)