My mum isn't even dead, you massive fail.
Even if she was, she still wouldn't fuck you. She has some standards.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:14, archived)

Only a matter of time...

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:15, archived)

It's funny because everyone's already had a go on your mum.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:18, archived)

Where's your lover Dave Trouser tonight?
I bet he's in bed recovering from all the anal probing you gave him last night eh?

*edit -ooooh just noticed your a travel agent, ooooh ark at her!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:23, archived)

Well done. A full five minutes to reply.
That's a solid effort, there. Oh, and a gay joke as well. Aren't we feeling fruity?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:27, archived)

Something big kicked off
while I was away.

What happened?
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

This little twat and his mate Dave Trouser were giving it last night
So I just decided to give some back, thats all
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:32, archived)

Ignore my post below.

(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

A full five minutes to reply?
Unlike you I have other things to be doing with my time, rather than refreshing b3ta every 5 seconds you sad cunt.

Not so fucking smarmy now are ya, ya little twat - Where's ya fucking mates now eh?

Oh nice gamertag by the way. That;ll come in useful I'm sure.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:30, archived)

Is Chungs or Jack gonna spill the beans?
Its stupid o clock and I am sooooo bored.
(Fluffster, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

This really is fantastic stuff.
It's a level of upset at the internet that I myself have not yet witnessed. Keep going, Mike will love this.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

It really is quite splendid
WHERE'S YA FUCKING MATES NOW EH?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

I've barely spoken to Dave Trouser.
I don't know where all of this has come from. I seem to upset people on here without even trying.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

That's just the kind of reply I was expecteing
YOU MAKE ME UTTERLY SICK.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

Oh God, I bet I bummed someone who also made fun of the same person that I did.
Maybe I bummed an entire clique? OH JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE??!???!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

STOP REPLYING TO ME
it looks like we're bumming each other.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)

That's Mistah Trouser SAH! to you, you TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

Right, that's it. I'm going to kill myself in 15 minutes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)

That's no fun.
Some QOTWer will get the filth round to rescue you now.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)