This really is fantastic stuff.
It's a level of upset at the internet that I myself have not yet witnessed. Keep going, Mike will love this.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

It really is quite splendid
WHERE'S YA FUCKING MATES NOW EH?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:47, archived)

I've barely spoken to Dave Trouser.
I don't know where all of this has come from. I seem to upset people on here without even trying.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:49, archived)

That's just the kind of reply I was expecteing
YOU MAKE ME UTTERLY SICK.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:51, archived)

Oh God, I bet I bummed someone who also made fun of the same person that I did.
Maybe I bummed an entire clique? OH JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE??!???!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:54, archived)

STOP REPLYING TO ME
it looks like we're bumming each other.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:56, archived)

That's Mistah Trouser SAH! to you, you TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:52, archived)

Right, that's it. I'm going to kill myself in 15 minutes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:55, archived)

That's no fun.
Some QOTWer will get the filth round to rescue you now.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:58, archived)