Yeah, we all know about your nipplebelt.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:48, archived)

Value of nipplebelts can go up as well as down
Your home may become repossesed if you do not keep up payments on your nipplebelt
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 3:50, archived)