Where are YOU off to?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)

I'm not off anywhere at the moment thank you JMG
I've not long been home and fancy staying in Blighty for a while.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)

Anyone who calls Britain 'Blighty' is a massive wanker.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

Really?
Wow you are so fucking cool
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

I think he's warming to you.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)

This really is fantastic internet.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:52, archived)

GOD
You are soooo fickle.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:54, archived)

Aw thats it, my numbers up, you've got me.
I only came on here to try and get some friends because my home life is so shit.

Fuck, what am I to do now?!?!?!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:56, archived)

Quick, post this again.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:58, archived)

Aw fuck sorry, that was me telepathically posting your life!
Sorry JackAction, it won;t happen again.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)

Why are you in such a rush to get these posts out on to the internet?
Calm down a bit. Take a deep breath and try again.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:01, archived)

Ok I'm sorry, can we just be friends?
We could even play xbox together, how good would that be?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:02, archived)

Not really, you're still a cunt

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:03, archived)

Right.
You know you're not winning this, don't you?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:06, archived)

You are taking this all a bit too seriously. Calm down.
Maybe you should take a break from the internet. It'd probably be for the best.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:04, archived)

again on 4chan
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:59, archived)

*clicks*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 4:05, archived)