I'm sure I can find a way to subtly secrete ice cream upon my person.
Also... OW! What is it with the shin kicking?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)

Oooooh matron
Shin kicking in the most cowardly of all acts. A quick shin kick and then RUN!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)