We're renting a cottage with a little balcony and a great view and stuff.
Also... if you like the smell of gas you're not only a shit vicar but also a shit jew.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)

I stayed in Cornwall once, in a caravan.
It rained continuously for a week, then our caravan site was abandoned due to flooding.

I also like the smell of petrol.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 3:53, archived)