really? well meh
though i didn't realise he was gay
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

Really? You can't imagine him thwacking his great meat-wedge up your screaming buttocks?
Wiki says he isn't gay, he's just married to someone called Neil. But she's got tits, apparently, so it doesn't quite count.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)

Big Daddy seems to have had substantial tits.

( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)

Not quite as substantial as Giant Haystacks'.
I remember reading somewhere that he used to eat 3lbs of bacon, two dozen sausages, a dozen eggs and an entire loaf of fried bread for breakfast. The man's meals intimidate me.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)

what a lucky cunt
if i was going to be executed THAT would be my final meal
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)