7 minutes after 2am roll call
me

I'm listening to alphaville the new AHA album.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)

Edge damn near broke Beulah in half.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

Right, Foley vs. Orton.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

MORE TACKS!!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

MORE TASKS!!!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)

I'm sorry, I love you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)

This match is depressing.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)

i googled those words
I assume some sort of wrestling connection?
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

OH MY GOD!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

last wrestling I watched
Dickie Davis introduced it.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)

Old!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)

yes indeedy
I look it like this, I've shagged more women, drank more beer, and done more drugs than you have.

and now I am regretting it...

LEARN FROM THIS.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)

pics or GTFO.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)

pics?
I only wish I had some.

then I could remember more.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)

GTFO then.
Too dirty for /talk eh? Gaz 'em my way.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)

don't get soo excited
they'll all be out of focus
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)

No wait, there's something in my inbox.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)

OH JESUS CHRIST NO....
That's sick, I'll NEVER be able to talk to TBL without thinking of rectal bleeding EVER again. OH MAN, TBL's got issues.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)

Oh boy, doing drugs is so cool.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)

problem is, as you get older you end up getting on prescription
stuff you would have killed for years ago.....
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)

Is that to suggest we all become a bunch of teetotal bumchasers?

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)

fuck no
do more, and don't regret it.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)

REAL wrestling:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DSro4l_0cE
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)

Mykey v Picklefairy.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)

ee-zeh! ee-zeh! ee-zeh! ee-zeh!

( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)

I'm not going to lie to you, that's rather a large man.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)

Nope.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMwPXZ9epPo
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)

You just made me listen to Puddle of Mudd for 20 seconds.
People have been banned for less.
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)

I can't find a copy of the whole match on youtube.
See also: HBK vs. Undertaker at Wrestlemania 25.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)

Well, anything without Puddle of Mudd.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)

That was a good match
Summerslam is coming up and it looks like the worst card in years
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 3:10, archived)

just watched an old HIGNFY on iplayer
blessed was on it.. what a prick
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)

Yeah,
we all hate Brian Blessed round these parts.
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

DIIVVEE!!!!!
etc
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

really? well meh
though i didn't realise he was gay
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

Really? You can't imagine him thwacking his great meat-wedge up your screaming buttocks?
Wiki says he isn't gay, he's just married to someone called Neil. But she's got tits, apparently, so it doesn't quite count.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)

Big Daddy seems to have had substantial tits.

( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)

Not quite as substantial as Giant Haystacks'.
I remember reading somewhere that he used to eat 3lbs of bacon, two dozen sausages, a dozen eggs and an entire loaf of fried bread for breakfast. The man's meals intimidate me.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)

what a lucky cunt
if i was going to be executed THAT would be my final meal
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)

I had a nap after football earlier so am wide awake.
Watching Alan Patridge and playing Football Manager. Multi tasking is easy.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

You don't remeber me, do you?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)

He has such a beautiful voice.
I'm currently watching his air-bass skills to Music For Chameleons by gary Numan.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

a classic sketch
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlhQ3iC54QM
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

Why do BIRDS etc..

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)

eating watching tv and talking to your better half i'm guessing is multi tasking
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T DO THAT?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

I'm listening to Prince.
I don't really like Prince but I'm on the Ps this month.
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)

prince is fucking great
have you got to 'Cherry Moon' yet?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)

Yes.
From Parade I kept New Position, Under The Cherry Moon & Kiss.
All other tracks were deleted.
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

well try the film

it might change your mind
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)

I liked Purple Rain,
so might give it a go sometime.
( Zuowan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)

it's fucking great
not as emotional as PR.. but clever and full of goood music
and prince is really funny in it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)

I'm masturbating into my wank pot.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)

again?
it'll drop off at this rate.
( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)

Thanks for adding my suggestion to the list mike,
I like to think that together, we can improve the internet, cunt by cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

Oh and regarding us meeting up for drinks and that, it's not going to happen.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)

Man, I would so flounce right now.
But I know you're kidding, you kidder.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)

let em down gently eh?

( TBL I posted this on, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)

Why is Dok Zombie on THE LIST?
It's just a link to his profile. What did he do?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)

I think maybe I decided at some point everything Doc Zombie posted on talk was shit.
I'm not too sure though, but the list is technically infallible so there's surely a reason for this.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)

The list is never wrong.
NEVER!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)

Fair point.
I wouldn't want to argue with THE LIST. That would make me a cunt.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)

I have been perusing your list
and I have decided that it is A Good Thing™. Keep up the good work.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)

This is the ultimate praise.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)

*swoon*

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)

I'm back baby.
*bursts in*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)

thank fuck for sponges..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)

I'm porous for you.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)