List it all.
It'll make you cooler.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)

and don't forget to add a few pints.
Makes you harder.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)

I shot heroin directly into my face.
For six hours straight.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)