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No.
How is your Monday going?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
Dull. I've resorted to drinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
I had too much last night. I'm still slightly pissed.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
List it all.
It'll make you cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
and don't forget to add a few pints.
Makes you harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
I shot heroin directly into my face.
For six hours straight.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
Jack, I need to stop you there.
Some bint has just got ratty with me, so I need to do a shoutout to a thoroughly entertaining broad who is keeping me sane on MSN.

Anyway, your wrestling calls were pretty spot on desbite the booze last night. You're a younger, slimmer JR.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
WIMMIN!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
Things turned gay pretty quick here.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
Down on all fours, sugarlips.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
im drinking on my own
this is the saddest thing ever
(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
if thats the lowest youve fucking stooped
you sure have a lot of living to do
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
i am also posting on the internet

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
steady on

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
Think about it
yes, you're posting on the internet, but you've never had to walk home for six miles with your own shit dripping down your trouser leg, have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
Take him down the multi-storey car park and show him the ways of the world, Rose.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
what worked for you doesnt necessarily work for the others james
i treat each case individually
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:22, archived)
Is calling me a man part of the talk initiation

(guffbeak, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:23, archived)
I assume maleness on /talk, doubly so when someone claims to be a female.
I'd say masculinity instead of maleness, but most male /talkers aren't that masculine.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:25, archived)
Hahahha, yeah', you really are a bit of a fucking loser in that respect.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)
Dull.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
GAZZERIFIC!

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
Boycotting food threads and pushing things













down
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
You are mean and a mean person.
Seriously, go have some buffalo wings, they're tasty as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
Oh wow fuck off piss.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
*fuck off fives*

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
*leaves you hanging*

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
MAAAAAAN!

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
Fuck off, adam.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
Woah
you're kidding right?
Calm down there fella
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
Call him a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
Stop being really shit and retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
pfft
bless
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:01, archived)
Why am I some kind of spastic magnet?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:02, archived)
Because you're bipolar.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
internet argumentLOL
Sit down, have a cuppa and change your tampon sweetheart, I think you're in need of some me-time
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:07, archived)
Why are you picking on me?
What have I done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
I think it's because you called him a shit retarded spastic but not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
well you did kind of
call him really shit and retarded
just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
I can't help it, I'm bipolar :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
Sorry about that
I guess calling people shit and retarded here is kosher.
How about: die in a car fire, does that seem alright to you?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:12, archived)
awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
yes! say it say it!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
You're learning fast.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
adam's a teflon mother-fucker, that's right.
JackAction got counter zinged because he can't get anything to stick to him.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:15, archived)
It's not very often though
I just get a little old-testament when people get internet-arsey for no decent reason. It's hit-and-miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
You pwnt him adam.
This is a triumph. You should be nastier more often.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:20, archived)
Does this officially count as qualifying Jack for The List in his failed attempt to illicit Serious Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:21, archived)
But he's bipolar apparently
If it's true, it's punishment enough for him.
If it's false then he's just an arsehole, they're a dime-a-dozen. Nothing I can do about it except pray hard that he gets a brick to the teeth soon. Harmless really.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:24, archived)
woa now
the judges have already ruled in your favour, quit while you're ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:28, archived)
Sorry
Won't do it again. Back to my studies for me
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:30, archived)
Im growing to like you

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:17, archived)
Fair dues.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
It's M.E time.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYoh man can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
let's blue sky that

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
LEAVE JACKACTION ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:10, archived)
No I'm not.
I have so much built up rage for you right now I'm going to punch my own face to sate it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:58, archived)
...
...So that's a no to the chicken then too?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:00, archived)
Who mentioned chicken?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:11, archived)
So you're in Chester
Hello fellow Cestrian
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
Hello
Yes I am. But for how long I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:18, archived)
With a glass of SoCo?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
OH, ACE THANKS!
Teatime soon. Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
Just remembered,
I had a dream that I was feeding boilies to orangutans lastnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:03, archived)
fairly standard.
I went to the grocers.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:52, archived)
Did he fondle your melons?

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:55, archived)
oddly not.
I bought an apple but I eated it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:57, archived)
Better now that I am at home and not work

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
I got little big planet today.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
*goes to your house*

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
It's quite amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:56, archived)
totally have nothing to add here, i just wanted to be a part of this

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:26, archived)
Do you have a PS3?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:35, archived)
Fucking ACES.
We've been at the beach all day, and now we're going to have burgers and chips.

IT HAS BEEN A DAY OF WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:53, archived)
you went to walton.
i fucking love walton.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
I've never been before, and I loved it.
Tacky, but not too tacky, no Clacton slags, and PROPER SANDY BEACH.

Plus we found a very lovely ice-cream parlour for afternoon tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
i take the littlun we fucking love it.
we get to park right on the front and spend all day on the beach. top beach choicing there wicca.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:09, archived)
Next time, I shall make you come with us.
BASHLOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:13, archived)
oh man i cant be seen to bash!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:14, archived)
being at the beach all day makes me want to have fish and chips

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 18:54, archived)
It's certainly been a monday.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:04, archived)
thats some crazy shit right there

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:05, archived)
Better than yours

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:31, archived)
What started as an excuse to push a food thread down the board backfired on me quite quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:36, archived)
FANTASTIC.
As it's only 5 days until the LOL! B4SH!

and I've got a lovely dinner planned.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 19:32, archived)