I might go have some lunch.
I think b3tans should make suggestions for me.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:20, archived)

Pork and beans

( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

I don't have any pork,
or beans for that matter.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:21, archived)

well, you probably eat wood and foam instead of food
on account of how everything you do is wrong
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:23, archived)

I bet he uses a big wooden spoon to eat all his wrong food with.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:24, archived)

he scoops it all in with a tupperware box lid

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 13:26, archived)