I'm going to a wedding next weekend
and don't have any suitable shoes as all I seem to own are trainers or ballet pumps and they won't look good with my dress

/girls it RIGHT THE FUCK UP blog
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)

I just wear ugg boots over my suit trousers
with a MASSIVE errection in all the photos.

The bride gets spat on the neck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)