just because JMG calls you popular
doesnt make it true.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)

It certainly helps.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)

i swear you wait online for someone to mention you. and then swoop in.
like a needier, more attention seeking beetlejuice.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)

If I replied everytime somebody mentioned me, I'd rarely get a moments peace.
Internet revolves round JMG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)

There's a red alarm in the JMG Cave
I know. I've seen it. When I went round for tea at JMG's.


We've met, you know.
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)

I'm livid as a result, and shall be gazzing you asking lads of questions about JMG as a result.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)

WHATS HE LIKE
DOES HE WEAR JOOP
WHAT COLOUR ARE HIS EYES


Real questions, there.
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)

did you mean to click
this or are you posting after JMG for validation?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)

JMG

(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)

thought so.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)

I didn't actually understand your question
Just JMG is usually the right answer most of the time
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)

i was merely wondering if you were having trouble seeing past your cheeks and clicked reply to the wrong thread
surely JMG would know that the pair of you had met and wouldnt need reminding.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)

He doesn't need reminding
We're just RELIVING THE AWESOMENESS
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)

you keep telling yourself that.
eventually it will seem real.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)

its been at least 5 hours.
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=JMG

i think we cope well enough without you.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)

That's only around half a page...
It's been a slow night.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)

to be fair, around 1/3 of the posts on that page are
from you.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)

JMG likes to discuss JMG.
It gets everybody interested.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)

you are in rapidly becoming a parody of yourself.
kinda like william shatner in boston legal.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)

JMG JMG JMG

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)

JMG JMG JMG Denny Crane
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)

I've done NOTHING to get people angered at me.
Not even in the slightest.


Unless it was bumping in to Friz. Asides that I have no idea why anybody would have a grump with me, today.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)

I may have said Bob Todd was shit, earlier.
So perhaps there's that, and I was very sorry.

But this is terrible nit-picking.
:(
I'm totally calling off my meeting with SSG.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)

who said i was angry?
i think maybe "pity" is the emotion that best describes my mood at the minute.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)

I certainly didn't use your name.
I said "people". As in anybody.
We have to learn to relax a bit more on here. I've done nothing to incite the crowd.
I was just making this clear.


Then I remember I said Bob Todd might be dull, or shit. A common mistake.
There's little else to go on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)

so why protest to me that people are angry at you?
especially when it seems that its essentially just the 5 or so of us online.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)

I didn't say people were angry at me.
Are you running this page through babelfish?

I may have said there appeared nit-picking, but little in the way of saying you were angry.
I made a simple remark about how folk would have nothing much to go on today, if they were wanting to find an argument with me.
If you were angry at me on the internet you'd have said something very silly by now. Just like the typical internet arguments I see put before me day after day on here.
Silly people. Silly, spotty little people.


This is all very much pointless, and I am much better than the levels of conversation being shown to me at this time.
Feel free to move on, let us move forward together before this all gets very silly.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)

"I've done NOTHING to get people angered at me.
Not even in the slightest.


Unless it was bumping in to Friz. Asides that I have no idea why anybody would have a grump with me, today."

the inflection in this is that altho you feel you have done nothing to get people angered, they have still done so and you feel hard done by.

i know you are a geordie and therefore incapable of proper speech. but do at least try to put the effort in Jammie..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)

Seriously. Now reading this as:
the inflection in this is that altho you feel you have done nothing to get people angered, they have still done so and you feel hard done by.

i know you are a geordie and therefore incapable of proper speech. but do at least try to put the effort in Jammie..

"please have an argument with me."

I didn't use capital letters so you'd be more comfortable when reading.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)

oh, come now.
is that the best you have? i am off to pick up lizzie and then away to bed. you can have all night to come up with a better rebuttle than that poor attempt.

i would wish you sweet dreams, but a man who thinks of nothing but himself clearly dreams of nothing but himself either.

dont wake up screaming too loudly.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)

I think you're having an argument with somebody who isn't arguing back.
..and this is troubling you somewhat.
I can't cater to all b3tans. I can only apologise for not helping you out.


Best of luck with your evening.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)

I'm clicking this because you're so shit

(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)