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Just back from work (Job 2 of 4: Karaoke Host).
Everything went tits up. The laptop broke, so we couldn't play any karaoke songs. We had old ladies blaming us left, right and centre. At one point, somebody handed in

NAME The Singers.
TRACK ID FAT BASTARD WE WHANT TO SING

The only thing about that which made me laugh was that they misspelt the word "want".

How've your collective Saturdays been?
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:31, archived)
Not so bad
I bought some new shoes. LOLGIRL
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)
Not uneventful enough.
I wanted to just relax and play games but ended up helping my mum tidy up. I didn't have to but would have felt bad if I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:37, archived)
I have been to my friends
to have my wedding dress pinned. Brought her husband back to london with me and sent all the boys off with the Mr for his stag night. Now I am sitting here wondering if I can be arsed to wait up so I can laugh at the state of him or go to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
Do, and post photos

(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
THREE REPLIES IN 15 MINUTES?
It's as if this thread WASN'T started by Popular Friz
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
just because JMG calls you popular
doesnt make it true.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)
It certainly helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
i swear you wait online for someone to mention you. and then swoop in.
like a needier, more attention seeking beetlejuice.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)
If I replied everytime somebody mentioned me, I'd rarely get a moments peace.
Internet revolves round JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
There's a red alarm in the JMG Cave
I know. I've seen it. When I went round for tea at JMG's.


We've met, you know.
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
I'm livid as a result, and shall be gazzing you asking lads of questions about JMG as a result.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
WHATS HE LIKE
DOES HE WEAR JOOP
WHAT COLOUR ARE HIS EYES


Real questions, there.
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
did you mean to click
this or are you posting after JMG for validation?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
JMG

(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
I didn't actually understand your question
Just JMG is usually the right answer most of the time
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
i was merely wondering if you were having trouble seeing past your cheeks and clicked reply to the wrong thread
surely JMG would know that the pair of you had met and wouldnt need reminding.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
He doesn't need reminding
We're just RELIVING THE AWESOMENESS
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
you keep telling yourself that.
eventually it will seem real.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
its been at least 5 hours.
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=JMG

i think we cope well enough without you.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
That's only around half a page...
It's been a slow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:53, archived)
to be fair, around 1/3 of the posts on that page are
from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
JMG likes to discuss JMG.
It gets everybody interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
you are in rapidly becoming a parody of yourself.
kinda like william shatner in boston legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
JMG JMG JMG

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)

JMG JMG JMG Denny Crane
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)
I've done NOTHING to get people angered at me.
Not even in the slightest.


Unless it was bumping in to Friz. Asides that I have no idea why anybody would have a grump with me, today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:01, archived)
I may have said Bob Todd was shit, earlier.
So perhaps there's that, and I was very sorry.

But this is terrible nit-picking.
:(
I'm totally calling off my meeting with SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:02, archived)
who said i was angry?
i think maybe "pity" is the emotion that best describes my mood at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)
I certainly didn't use your name.
I said "people". As in anybody.
We have to learn to relax a bit more on here. I've done nothing to incite the crowd.
I was just making this clear.


Then I remember I said Bob Todd might be dull, or shit. A common mistake.
There's little else to go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:04, archived)
so why protest to me that people are angry at you?
especially when it seems that its essentially just the 5 or so of us online.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:06, archived)
I didn't say people were angry at me.
Are you running this page through babelfish?

I may have said there appeared nit-picking, but little in the way of saying you were angry.
I made a simple remark about how folk would have nothing much to go on today, if they were wanting to find an argument with me.
If you were angry at me on the internet you'd have said something very silly by now. Just like the typical internet arguments I see put before me day after day on here.
Silly people. Silly, spotty little people.


This is all very much pointless, and I am much better than the levels of conversation being shown to me at this time.
Feel free to move on, let us move forward together before this all gets very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)

"I've done NOTHING to get people angered at me.
Not even in the slightest.


Unless it was bumping in to Friz. Asides that I have no idea why anybody would have a grump with me, today."

the inflection in this is that altho you feel you have done nothing to get people angered, they have still done so and you feel hard done by.

i know you are a geordie and therefore incapable of proper speech. but do at least try to put the effort in Jammie..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:14, archived)
Seriously. Now reading this as:
the inflection in this is that altho you feel you have done nothing to get people angered, they have still done so and you feel hard done by.

i know you are a geordie and therefore incapable of proper speech. but do at least try to put the effort in Jammie..

"please have an argument with me."

I didn't use capital letters so you'd be more comfortable when reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:16, archived)
oh, come now.
is that the best you have? i am off to pick up lizzie and then away to bed. you can have all night to come up with a better rebuttle than that poor attempt.

i would wish you sweet dreams, but a man who thinks of nothing but himself clearly dreams of nothing but himself either.

dont wake up screaming too loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:19, archived)
I think you're having an argument with somebody who isn't arguing back.
..and this is troubling you somewhat.
I can't cater to all b3tans. I can only apologise for not helping you out.


Best of luck with your evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:21, archived)
I'm clicking this because you're so shit

(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:23, archived)
Cowboy boots
That is all.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
Worm to the Ulus
Hows it going
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
Good, I got some cowboy boots
as I said.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:54, archived)
are they as cool as supermatts ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
They are the actual ones from Taxi Driver
100% true*
*may contain lie.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
is that a yes or a no?
i cant see them going to well with grey nylon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:59, archived)
really good
I'm sunburnt and aching all over, shorter 12 mile hike planned for next weekend.

You fat bastard, why didn't you just lhet them sing?
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:46, archived)
BECAUSE THE LAPTOP HAS BROK- christ, im tired of saying that
We put on a good mix. We had 30 people up and dancing. They were having a good time. We were making the best out of a bad situation. STILL... drunken menopausal women kept yelling at us because they wanted to sing Band of Gold or Summer Nights or something old and gay and shit
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
one for your blog.
there are 8 year old kids who dont remember 11/9
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
I'm gonna wait two years for that one :)
As HILARIOUS as it is
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:52, archived)
One for Friz's blog
It's been 8 years since your blog was entertaining
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
Actually that's not true
it just feels like 8 years.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
Again, I tease.
It was never entertaining.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:55, archived)
Night Friz

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
One for Friz's blog
It's been 50 seconds since Wormulus sent Friz a gaz asking what type of shoes JMG was wearing, so he can update his life-sized mannequin version
(__, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:56, archived)
Don't think your new boyfriend JMG will protect you from the escalation of trolling that will surely follow.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 0:58, archived)
Now now...
You've bumped in to loads of boys from here, and I don't resort to a playground style argument about you being in love with those boys.

I'm keeping well clear of this, down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 13 Sep 2009, 1:03, archived)