I'M CHEAPER
1 cherry bakewell for 3 hours.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:14, archived)

Three hours?
They'll come crawling back to me when they realise the amount of stubble burn you've given them on their nads.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)

I've got a stubbly bot bot

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:17, archived)

There is not enough vomit in the world for this image :(

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)

need a light? *strikes match*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)

I can't confirm or deny this.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)

can't or won't, eh?
eh?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:21, archived)

I send her my bum shavings in the post so she can make money selling them on ebay

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)

dude.
totally.

dude.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)