i could get into the monkey poo flinging contest you want
but really im in a fucking bad mood, hence the need to post on /talk the first place.

now piss off mr henry mc cuntington blathering fuck the third.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:01, archived)

You're in a bad mood and you think that offering fictional tea to internet cretins will make it all better?
Go run as fast as you can at some neck-height cheesewire.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:03, archived)

i tried it
it tickled a bit, but didnt satisfy.

I needed the full wrath of /talk

And what batter way to illicit that, than with a seemingly irrelevant and positive gesture? As we see :)

*edit* though i must admit im somewhat im disappointed this is the best you lot have come up with so far.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:04, archived)

Nah, to get the full wrath of /talk, show up at 11 AM on a weekday and spam something corpoate.
Here you just get the week-round saddos whose hearts just aren't in it.

(I am aware I am one of the aforementioned saddos thanks.)
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)

ta for the
tip. *doffs cap*
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:08, archived)

Hello saddo
I'm here too.

How is the land of the bread-stealing rapists?
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)

It was nice and sunny and warm earlier, but it's got cloudy and colder since then.
It's in for a surprise later too, as it'll be pubbage time later for my birthday.

How's you, yours and your lovely land today?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:16, archived)

Not to go all "JMG" here for a moment
but putting a smiley face at the end of your post doesn't negate the wobbling it contains.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)

why the quotes?
Are you one of those pretentious cunts who does the quote mark thing with their fingers while talking?
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:09, archived)

No, because the people I talk to in real life generally aren't quite so fucking thick as you appear to be.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:11, archived)

again
is this the best you have to offer? resorting to using the your thick mate line? my word, we are declining.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)

Well, you're not providing any evidence to the contrary.
If you started showing that you weren't thick then I wouldn't have to keep calling you thick.

You thick fuck.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:14, archived)

come come now
cant we at least string together some sweary type words and be a bit creative? I know you have it in you somewhere.....
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:15, archived)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FAT CUNT SHUT UP FAT CUNT FUCK OFF FAT CUNT SHUT UP FUCK OFF SHUT UP CUNT SHUT UP FUCK OFF
/ac
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:17, archived)

somewhat better
but still not up to par. you are getting there.. keep on running up that hill *passes water bottle*.... you can do it!!
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:18, archived)

You should be quite proud of yourself, that last one only ever got rolled out at Syncubus before
and he was a proper cretin, he got his tiny cock out on the internet and went on about nigger squirrels and everything.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:19, archived)

well thankfully one couldnt possibly do such things
but im happy your auto comp is having fun. Im still seeking some originality though. Ill try elsewhere, thanks though good sir its been fun
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:21, archived)

I'd have a go at you but can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to have a fucking hope of getting even the merest gish of what I'm talking about
So why don't you fuck back off to the field you dropped from and resume your quest to fuck all the sheep in the world, you spasticated mouth-breathing oxygen stealing cretinous wank-stain.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:24, archived)

now this.....
this is the kind of work were talking about.

Take notes, Noit.
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:25, archived)

Not to take away any of your obvious self importance
but what Spider's done there is a pity insult because you won't shush and fuck off like a good little chap. You've had your attention, it was boring, the end.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:30, archived)

an excellent comeback
what better way to bow out than to flex the mane and show your prowess. Adieu
(shamen Geekius Maximus, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:32, archived)

I can answer this one for you, if you like Noit.


No, Fuck off.
( RedStar returneth, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 8:21, archived)