i just can't do it
haikus fucking escape me
it really is hard
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

You need large vocab
And a thesaurus at hand
To write good haiku
( Malchick, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

Or you can just cheat
By cutting the ends of words
Like "vocabular"
( Newington, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Oops, broke the chevron...
Better write a haiku here
before they notice
( Newington, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)