I'll be honest, our nan has bought caterpillar cake from Asda for me, my brother's and my sister's birthdays for the past 20-odd years.
You've just completely fucking ruined a family tradition.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:43, archived)

Your nan brings caterpillar cakes when she comes to see me too.
The filthy minx.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:44, archived)

Or
your Nan has had 20 years of disappointment.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:46, archived)

The cake isn't even that nice. I don't know why she bothers.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:51, archived)

Because she loves you, you ungrateful little bollix.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:53, archived)

Next time she's over yours, tell her to get a decent cake for Lee on Wednesday.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 28 Sep 2009, 21:54, archived)