He cut his pants off
Instead of taking them off and putting them in a bin.
(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)

yes
he told us he did not want to get shit all over his legs whilst removing them. So cutting them off (with his keys) seemed like the better option.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)

This story is bullshit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)

I wish it were
but it is infact 100% true.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:14, archived)

bollocks
you can't cut off trousers with keys, and no normal person would continue drinking in public after shitting themselves.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)

he did not cut his trousers off
he cut his pants off! I agree no normal person would carry on drinking tho...
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:16, archived)

No normal person would shit themselves...

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)

it happens tho
its the carrying on drinking bit that worrys me.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)

My mate pissed himself, so he bit his cock off and spat it out in a bin

(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)

My mate pissed himself, so he I bit his cock off and spat it out in a bin
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)

You bit his cock off?
Do you even know my mate?
(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:23, archived)

I only know him
from the waist down.
(chemicals1234, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)

I'm getting bored of you

(__, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)