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come on reply you gay, I'm bored and want a mini cuss fight like old times

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:13, archived)
He's trying
it just takes a long time to aim his chin dobber
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:14, archived)
Wormulus walks into a bar in Australia
The barman shouts “Oi, I don’t want no poms in ‘ere!” so Wormulus takes a step and jumps forwards, his massive, aerodynamic face elbow makes him fly around in a circle around the bar and then land again in the same spot, making some aborigines clap, excepting him as one of them.

“drinks are on me!” shouts Wormulus, and the whole bar cheered as they balanced all their drinks on his massive neck thigh.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 16:22, archived)