Shipman was my Granny's GP, my Mum's GP, in fact he was the GP for pretty much everyone on that side of the family, all their friends and all their relatives.
Everyone knew someone who had died whilst he was their GP. It was fucked up, he killed some 200+ people.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)

My Granny reckoned he was innocent for a while.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)

I bet he touched your willy :D
hahahahahahah SHIPMAN TOTALLY TOUCHED YOUR TODGER :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)

First time I brought one of my girlfriends to Halifax, loads of my Mum's friends turned up
One of them for no reason started bragging about how Shipman had
'fondled his balls'
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:28, archived)

I bet you came extra quick that night

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)

She barely had time to blow on it
before I chucked my filth.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)