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You awake in a brightly lit wooded area. A very small man is watching you from a tree. A hungry-looking bear is approaching you.

1) Run away
2) Throw the small man at the bear
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

I love these.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Pfft.
(You have too much time on your hands)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

Arf!

( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

Nyif!
Arf!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Arf!
Great!
(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

That's brilliant
*clap clap clap clap etc.*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)