I think there's a market for bottled violence.
It could be the alcohol-free equivalent to Stella.
(Noithappy baby orangutan, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:06,
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'and a bottle of Fucking Good Shoeing for John the estate agent please Kev.'
(Amorous BadgerNAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 9:09,
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