*special ruislip fives*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:46, archived)

I hope it's some sort of massive skywards penis wobble
To live in Ruislip you need to have a 10" winky. 100% TRUE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)

10" when soft

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:53, archived)

COURSE! What do I look like?!? A....POOOOOOFTA OR SUMMINK!?!!?
you going Christmas party?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:54, archived)

what christmas party?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Calander one where we'll all be (except mike, the pervert)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)